Remember, remember, the.... 10th of July.

Nothing good rhymes with "July". Save for "Pie".

A year ago today, I was banned for getting into a bit of a fight with our favourite tracer.

I will not mention his(or her, I can't tell sometimes) name, because that would be slanderous and that's not the DEVIANT way, apparently.

Those who remember the magical day when I led the One Piece fan artists against this comment-whoring idiot savant, you should pay them a bit of a visit. I did -- I wished to visit them and wish them a happy anniversary, all in caps. A friendly lion came along as well... Unfortunately, the lion was shot down before it even made it to the car

After paying this foolishly foolish fool a friendly, capitalized visit (screen shot available for proof of civility; I'd just have to edit out the name of our favourite foolish fool who foolishly lives in his foolish fantasy land for foolishly foolish fools /Franziska von NeedsAThesaurus) I decided to take a nap.

In the time I was napping... it was almost like when you get a visit from the tooth fairy. The offending party worked quickly -- sending me a total of FOUR notes. Within the timeframe of 12:13pm and 12:22pm.

FOUR notes.

I guess s/he couldn't think of everything they wanted to say and send it to me in the form of one note. I guess waiting until 12:30pm would have been too much effort for their small, addled mind.

HERE ARE THE NOTES I RECIEVED.

REMEMBER -- IF YOU KNOW OF THE PARTY WHICH SENT THESE NOTES, DO NOT MENTION THEIR IDENTITY. FOR THAT IS SLANDER, AND WILL GET MY ASS BANNED AGAIN. According to DA policy appox. one year ago today, I am permitted to post notes I receive in private provided I never make mention of the moron who sent them.

NOTE #1:
Time: 12:13pm

"Oh I get it. You waited a full year in order to come and harrass me again. You were the one who said that I used to make this war go on and on. Well I stopped, and I learned. But you sure don't seem to have learned. Don't you have a life outside of dA to take care of? Apparently not, since you seem to come back a year later and harrass me.

You even went through the trouble of UNBLOCKING ME to tell me this. Come on, you're an adult. Act like one. And you know I doN,t trace. We've went over this hundreds of times. DA let my account and yours live. Leave it at that, why do you have to start this whole debacle again? It's as if you want to have the last word. Can't you act your age?

Leave me alone."

Those of you playing along at home, the offending party continued to harass me up until he was banned for... I think it was a month. And when he was banned, his friends proceeded to harass me, on both my user-page as well as through notes. He was certainly great at stopping, wasn't he?

I never blocked him from any of my pages either -- that's not the Kattbot way! He blocked this name from his page though (so I just paid him a visit through one of my alt. accounts). He's so hospitable.

One would think that note would be the end of it -- the fellow DID say "leave me alone", afterall.

Nope.

Note #2:
Time: 12:18pm

"and the fact you actually counted the days since my last ban, LOL, you must be really bent on destroying me. I mean i re-read ALL of your old pathetic comments yesterday, that I later hid, and at least back then you mad ea bit of sense, now it's like childs war. trying to hurt me as best you can with no valuable reaosn. just revenge. arent you the one who said you made anothjer account to avoid me and you left this one? apparently it was a lie.

you,re downright pathetic, and i,m glad that you know it. You HAVE to know it if you wrote what you wrote on my page"

I'm the one who remembers an arbitrary date because I myself was banned on that day... and this fellow is the one RE-READING ALL THE OLD COMMENTS. FROM A YEAR AGO. Who's the obsessive one here? Hmmm...

It. Doesn't. Stop. Here.

Note #3:
Time: 12:20pm (TWO MINUTES. NEW RECORD.)

"LOOK AT ME I TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS THAT IS SO KOOL OH MY GOD I CAN TYPEEEE!!11!1 IN CAPITAAAAALLLL AND PEOPLE SEE ME WHEN I DO DAAAT"

...Wow. Just... wow.

And the fun CONTINUES...

Note #4:
Time: 12:22pm (LOL)

"LOOK AT MEEEE I CAN TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS OH MYY GOD I MUST BE SOOOO COOOL BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFPRE, IT IS SUCH AN EASY WAY TO GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION"


BEFPRE: Definition:
1) The act of tracing and being a real cunt about it.
2) The act of tracing and being an egotistical sack of taints
3) ???
4) PROFIT!!!
(more definitions needed! Submit your own!)


I'm still lolling. I came back to DA JUST to commemorate the day I was B&. I really hope the chap who sent me these notes sent me more -- you guys all need a laugh.